Vanilla Mint

its one of the best ive tried!!

Many people have asked me "What is it like to eat an Ozark Delight Lollipop?" and more specifically "What is it like to eat their best flavor, Vanilla Mint? Well eating any of the flavors is quite enjoyable, but when you're talking about the Vanilla Mint, well, that's a diiferent story. I like to describe it in terms everyone understands. It's like making out with the Greek god of love and beauty, Aphrodite, whilst you sit upon a Stegosaurus mad of 30% love, and 70% Marshmallow fluff. This entire experience is of course accompanied by a 5-man mariachi band. On a scale from 1 to 10, these suckers make me want to donate all of my money to Somalian orphans, it's just that good. (also, i felt it necessary to vote several 100 times until this sucker had atleast 1000 five star votes). I recommend buying the 480 count suckers, pulling these ones out for personal consumption, and then handing the rest out to random people on the street. (just don't give them "caramel popcorn" or "flaming hot melon", as this may be construed as an offensive gesture). Thank you for listening, chive on...